Maybe you'll understand me more and maybe you'll hate me more. Either way move on.
I recently asked my friend's little girl what she wanted to be
when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.
Both of her parents, liberal Democrats,were standing there, so I asked
her,'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?'
She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'
Her parents beamed.
'Wow! What a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow the
lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll
take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and
you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.'
She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in
the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the
work, and you can just pay him the $50?'
I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.'
Her parents still aren't speaking to me.
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2 comments:
LOVE IT!
I recently heard another quote by a Republican worth repeating:
( In response to a reporter inquiring about mudslinging between the parties )
"If the Democrats would agree to stop lying about us, then we might agree to stop telling the truth about them!"
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